THE LOATHSOME TERF EATER

i have come to the realization that pronouns are a scam and don’t really give a shit what you call me anymore lol

had a terf in my notes so I used their blog as a block list and it is wild how often I see terfs lamenting about being unable to find dates when I do this. perhaps your hateful personality and obsession with internet politics makes you unlikable. have you considered this at all.

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Presenting terf blog simulator, by me

this is presented in a jokey way but it's legitimately what you see on these blogs, even the note counts.

Confession time

🌷- you have a super sweet smile

🍄- Let’s hold hands & explore for hours

🌿- you don’t realise how beautiful you are

👋🏻- I wanna be your friend

🎧- you have great taste in music

🍒- you’re such a tease

🌎- why are you so far away?!?!?

🌶- I find you verrrry sexy

🌻- I could talk to you for hours

💐- you’re a total cutie

🍂- I wanna lay in bed and cuddle you

✌🏻- Netflix n chill?

🌸- I think about you a fair bit

🌞- I wanna make out with you

🌚- I’d totally fuck you

💫- I wanna talk to you but i’m too shy

🌈- we have lots in common

☂️-we have nothing in common

💥- you’re really damn annoying

🌧- I find your blog boring

🥀- you’re dead to me

👻- I wish I never met you